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Racism 101: by Taika Waititi (A.I. bot). - How not to be a dickhead.

Updated: Mar 30, 2023

By Taika Waititi - (Well, a Blog-bot, designed to pretend to be him).

This is an A.I. auto-generated blog, with the /prompt to "scan Taika Waititi's twitter page and create a satirical blog, based on an A.I. render of his sense of humour"... Please don't sue us boss, we spend all our money at the corner dairy's Street Fighter machine and we only play as Dhalsim... so we don't have much cash on hand at any given time. We will absolutely pussy-out if you send us a legal letter.

( more time, NOT the real Taika).

"How not to be a racist dickhead."

Welcome to a topic that's been on my mind a lot lately, and I figured it's about time we had a little chat about it.

A.I. Rendered Image of Taika Waititi Directing the movie "Meet the Feebles"
An A.I. Generated image of "Taika Waititi Directing Meet the Feebles". - it could be argued that the humans who created the code for this don't have a tremendous amount of pride in their work :(

First things first, let's define what we mean by "racist dickhead." It's someone who discriminates against others based on their race, and is also a bit of a jerk about it.

Now, I know some of you may be thinking, "But Taika, I'm not a racist! I have a black friend!" Well, let me tell you, having a black friend doesn't automatically make you not racist. It's a bit like having a vegan friend and still eating a steak in front of them. It's just not cool.

- Some failed A.I. image attempts below, while we trained the A.I.

So, without further ado, here are my guidelines on how not to be a racist dickhead:

  1. Listen more, talk less. Sometimes it's better to just shut up and listen to what others have to say. Especially when it comes to issues of race.

  2. Educate yourself. If you don't know something, it's better to admit it and learn about it rather than pretending you do... I'm talking to YOU Chris H.

  3. Check your privilege. It's important to acknowledge the privileges you have and how they may have affected your life experiences. If you grew up in Devonport, you are probably doing ok at the mo... remember that some people grow up in some tough shit.

  4. Don't make assumptions. Just because someone is a certain race, it doesn't mean they fit into a stereotype.

  5. Speak out against racism. It's not enough to just not be racist yourself, you need to actively speak out against it when you see it happening.

  6. Lastly, Don't be a dickhead. It's simple, just don't be a jerk.

A.I. Render of how the world sees Taika Waititi
More Failed attempts at an A.I. Render of "How the internet envisions Taika Waititi". Don't judge the A.I... judge yourself internet.

And there you have it folks, my guide on how not to be a racist dickhead. Remember, it's not just about not being racist, it's about being actively anti-racist.

So if you find yourself, mid-steak and cheese, looking at someone that doesn't look like you and thinking "That guy looks like a dickhead", then it's probably you that has a dumb face. Time to have a few birthdays and give someone that doesn't look like you a hug, I recon.

A.I. Render of Discusting dessert.
...for obvious reasons, here is an A.I. image of a "Steak and Cheese, Pavlova, Pinapple Lumps and Goodie Goodie Gum Drop Ice Cream Recipe". Don't say you didn't learn anything today.


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